Funniest day ever
Marie-Pier and Jean-Philippe arrived last tuesday. After visiting Minnewanka Lake, Johnson Lake, going out at Melissa’s, have seen the Columbia Icefield, Lake Louise, Moraine Lake, Cave and Basin, Sulphur Mountain, have been in the hot springs and did a little hike in Johnson Canyon ……. Calgary was waiting for us.
We left Banff at 9 o’clock to Calgary. First stop ….. Olympic Park. We did a little bit our tourist in us and took a few pictures. I wanted to do the ZipLine but ….. I’m the worst — chicken — in the world. Guess what — I did it.
2 o’clock — we found a parking and we want Wendy’s. We got there, order our food and then ….. Holy Shit …… a hooker was flirting with J-P who doesn’t understand english. I am pretty sure that she was on drugs. Elle flatait le dessous du menton à J-P en prenant notre frite. J’ai repris la frite et dis à J-P qu’n changeait de table. She returns to her table and was looking at us. After a few minutes, she came to talk to us saying that we were french and that we shouldn’t be in HER country. She’s the first nation and we should kill ourselves like we killed her family ….. CRAZY — Les filles qui travaillaient, lui ont dit qu’elle devait s’en allée et qu’ils appelaient la police. After that, she just threw her napkins and her hamburger on me. J’étais vraiment en criss mais j’arrêtais plus de rire. Elle me disait: ” Oh Oh I’m scared — Show me your littles pickles (je suppose mes poings) and come fight with me ” Marie-Pier qui n’arrêtait plus de rire me faisait rire de plus belle et la mettait hors de ses gonds.
Partons chercher l’auto maintenant. Fuck …. where is the Mustang? I swear wo parked in front of the Jugo Juice …… Freak out till 2 guys told u that the car had been towed a few minutes ago because of the sign on the wall saying No parking 3h30 to 5h30. Call people that we know in town to drive us to the towing park. Call a taxi and wait for about an hour. During that time, a old man aksked me if I was able to help him to put prepaid minutes on his cell phone — He did have his right hand.
We finally got to the towing park and waited for an other hour to get our car. We were laughing so hard about all these events. We have seen, during the line up, a old drunk girl who had been escorted by the police in the outside, a guy who couldn’t paid to get his car back so the police took him to the outside of the building because he was yelling, a girl with a long toe, and 4 others natives peoples.
Melrose’s Cafe …. dinner time, it’s 7h30 now. Cosmopolitain + shakers, beer, steak, seafood, a fish bowl, brownis and turamitsu. Confessions: I got drunk! HaHa — that drunk that we stayed at this place for about 3 hours, laughing and laughing. We were sitting beside a table of Big girls, a table of Asian people and a table of hot guys. The 2 asian girls order the fishbowl ….. that gave us the idea to order one and finish it before them. Eye papa — j’ai mangé des pétonques pis j’ai aimé ça 
Tried to find the Greyhound Station —- that is impossible, so I missed the bus. Nous sommes donc allés chez Marcel et Joelle. Bel appartement, un matelas, une télévision, nous avons parlé jusqu’au petites heures du matin. À moitié saoûle, À moitié endormi, j’étais toujours collé sur Jean-Philippe, lol! Je garde mes petits commentaires.
Autres faits:
*On a vu une noire avec les seins tellement gros qu’un cabaret McDo aurait tenu dessus * On est entrée dans un Sex shop
Belles journées pleines d’aventures …. HAHA —- I HATE CALGARY NOW
